Glastonbury party!

Oh, I thought it was a hose pointed at me! Am I hallucinating? What was in those special cakes?

I think someone blow- torched my dog his rear end is smoking

what have I said?

The Wonderful Man is very grateful to me for giving him permission to go off on an eight week jaunt - he he he; little does he know I'm partying the night away and he's only been gone for a couple of days. Just need another little half glass of these bubbles. (I understand it's an excellent treatment for hives )

soop why are you blushing?

Thanks, glass! (Have you got your hearing-aid turned off, by any chance?)

I was giving you a light Anagram, but my blowtorch seems to have run out....hang on - who's taken the gas out??? C'mon - own up!

nag you sing like an angel

Where did my haggis go? Hic.

Lying here looking at the night sky feeling all's right with the world

soopi thinnnnkkkk we'em in the same estate? Asti? State!

soop what have you done with nellie you were doing a turn!

My voice isn't that bad....[huffy emoticon]

Thanks, Carol! Nice to know who your friends are...

It's just your wig, ga!

Oh what the hell

Come on baby light my fire.....(wine)

We might get more young firefighters then!

Unda neeth the arrrches
I dreams my dreams aw-way
Unda neeth the arrrches
Tra la dah de dah

Looks like Nellie's otherwise engaged. If I could remember her words I'd sing a duet

jeni you left the portaloo all prisitne, and, yes, the seat was well-warmed.

Glass ...the ring of fire...woops, have just dropped my haggis into it. Drat!

when have you any Bols liquer cheesecake to spare? Swap you with a half-smoked spliff

Why is that fireman swopping his helmet for a police cap? Honest occifer, none of this is my doin'...ask flump

....did someone say 'fire'? Here - I've just turned it up a bit - WHOOOOSHHHH! Oh, stop protesting - it's only a bit of fun! You won't be wearing those shoes again, will you? They look as though they've been in the grate - whadayamean? I never did - I was pointing it at Anagram.....

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
You are a very melodic singer grannya

Try to set the night on Fiiiiiiiiyeeerr!

Sorry about this, but I have a cat/dog/werewolf allergy - I'm coming out in hives.

Jeez - I think I've jusht eaten my glashes! Thought they were cripses!

Try to set the night on fire

grannya hellooooooooo hope you enjoy your 1st party its ok we wont let on we have seen you