Last day hustings for the special Gransnet award in The Roses (whatever they are)

now, here is some geezer who thinks he sounds like me. He does really but he's not so good looking

and now watch this and tell me what that other lot has got on me.

Judy Parfitt. Extraordinary performance.

Remember, Im every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

And never forget folks, Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

VOTE FOR MICAEL CAINE

Maggie Smith. Absolutely fabulous!

(She only went and spelt my bloody name wrong!)

Oi Ana! Gerrrofff!

Vote vote vote for Michael Caine.............!

You've got room to talk jingl - you even spelled the sainted Micael 's name wrong!

Whoever he is....

That's what I was referring to!

I couldn't get all the posts up quick enough.

Oh yes! Sorry, a bit slow there.....

Alter-egos.....

pardon?

ALTER-EGOS....

still

Oh, forget it! It was a joke - you being both you and Michael Caine.
Sorry!

Who's being slow now?!

Michael Caine - my alter ego.

I like that.