When he finally gets his act together And presents me with the long awaited grandaughter, I will buy a cradle with a rose covered coverlet, And a silver bracelet. And there will be days of fairy wands, cupcakes and Daisies in egg cups.
Hand OUT of trousers! Stop picking your nose! What are those things in your hair?!!! (My God, they're moving!)
You're a mucky little 'erbert. Is that your father's drill you''ve got?! You can't do that to your brother! And next door' s cat doesn't want to be shot!
My children are so dear to me, I love them all, everyone! They eat me out of house and home They bring their washing to be done They leave my house a mess Oh! How glad I am though, when they have all gone!
In the full bloom of my life, my little acorns do fall They have ripened, then burst open They now have grown tall I can look back with pride at how they now shine That the love I put in will always be mine.
This is a poem about my Mum who is about to become a great grandma this month for the first time
If Mum's were flowers I'd always pick mine She's the best of the bunch like a well matured wine Sweet, kind & selfless she can't do enough Even though her life is so terribly tough Disabled with arthritis her mobility's hampered So she truly deserves to be positively pampered She may be 80 but she's hot on fashion & style The best Mum in the world who always makes me smile She's always the one on whom I can depend Not only my Mum but my very best friend
I have 32 Grand-Children and 29 Great, The hardest thing about them is getting all them dinners on a plate, They fill my life so full of joy, All my little girls and little boys, But you try and remember 61 birthdays all on different dates!