If DD2 ever gets married (unlikely atm) I will wear slim (well, slimmish if I lose a stone or two) trousers and a Breton top! 
and one of these hats
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/380432482119?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&hlpht=true&lpid=108&chn=ps&device=c&rlsatarget=kwd-103170254706&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0-L&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108
Very fetching for Mother of the Bride
The Bride would think it was hilarious, but MIL may not be so impressed!
Patronising comments about mature love
If heaven is so wonderful, why do people pray to stop someone going there





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