I've been sent two emails in the last few days informing me I have a 'message from x' and on both occasions nothing new has been in my inbox.
So I'm apologising now to those two people for not replying, but your message has been lost in hyperspace 

Has anyone else got a silent dog ?
Patronising comments about mature love
Anyone see the first episode of The Party?
If heaven is so wonderful, why do people pray to stop someone going there


