It's half term ??

Next please?

PS check the times of my posts

No, this is the thread I meant to be on, in the hope that if we ignore the other it will slide gracefully down the page and disappear off the bottom

You spoke too soon alea - and on the wrong thread.

Yawn

But as I am here, should I buy some black plimsolls?

Being busy I missed all the fun!?

Gosh I was getting worried that the vexed question of school uniform hadn't been discussed yet this half term ??? !!

The devil makes work for idle hands...probably dosent have an xbox
we always told my brother it would make him go blind...he asked if he could do it a little bit and wear glasses...

Stop encouraging the w****er with all this wit! (Much wittier than his own post, that had no originality at all - every urinal wall has a version. Why is it that every adolescent male who discovers he can do what every other male can do is so proud of himself he wants to wave it around? Girls don't wave bloody sanitary towels around.)

As usual, I`ve missed all the fun, being a later -in-the-day Gransnetter, why does all the fun take place early in the day?

I can't believe the things I have posted today, and me a very senior citizen. ?

And saluting ?

Blimey, was it actually standing to attention?

Not 'alf.

Why am I always so late coming on here in the mornings?! He was obviously an early riser.

well cant say I know who it was,but I certainly know who it wasn't .. I would certainly recognise him again,was just being observant in case an ID parade was requested for an upstanding citizen......

Downtoearth Blue car seat and blue jumper? I know exactly who it was now

You had a careful look then downtoearth

blue car seat,and a bit of blue jumper..

I couldn't believe my eyes. It was so funny. I was trying to make out whether the surrounding body was young or old. The hand looked young!

Same here, Galen (missed it, that is, not the ability to compare to thousands of others)

I missed this! I was WORKING
I'd have liked to compare it to the thousands that I've already seen to see what marvel distinguished it from all the others

Spontaneous combustion?