Ok Cari

That thought ocurred to me as well, granjura. I had an image of jingl rifling through a desk drawer muttering, 'Now, where did I put those virus instructions?'

Perhaps the site was Jingld ;)

I thought it had shut down altogether!

I even thought of joining MN but had a look and the guidelines seem to be:

Try to hurt people's feelings, swear badly, get angry

It failed for everyone. Probably HQ abandoning ship in despair.

I feel I am on a different planet

But this thread is probably why GN crashed this morning - or was it just on my pc?

Is it too early for ?

I am glad.

Jessie seems perfectly OK to me. I don't think she needs you to worry about her, obieone. If she needs medical or other help I'm sure she won't hesitate to get it. She is a big girl now.

Apology accepted! I'd rather be friends than not.

Aw, jlt, you must feel so loved by obi"s concern for you

Oh, keep my fingers away from this keyboard.....

Apology accepted. Very very glad that you are ok for now.

Gawd, I do sound loud in the cold light of day! Sorry for swearing Obi and sorry for telling you to wind your neck in Wot. Me and my conspiracy theories .

Ps, it's fine to call me a doorstop sandwich.

I'm surprised anyone would believe the site doesn't require any form of moderation.

Took so long to get on this morning I thought this thread might have crashed the site and we'd never know the ending.

Just remember that this is a forum for adults that doesn't require any sort of moderation.

Def a BLT sandwich I missed all yesterdays posts so will come back and read them later.

Definitely time for a bonfire. S'later, dudes! ?

I think I'll just call you Sandwich, jlt. Doorstep thick bread, obv., cos you are SO LOUD on this thread. (I always have doorsteps, btw).

I kept reading it the same way as you, elegran.

So glad I was out last night (ubercool pub in Spitalfields Market, OK granny fish out of water with all those cool dudes , but SIL's birthday so lots of ???and ??? not to mention pizza!!)
But how sorry am I to have missed last night's surreal interchanges?? Not a lot.
Hope sanity is rebooted today. Maybe if we all press ctrl/alt/del together????

JLT you're right about getting off to bed. The alternative of staying up all night to be 'supported' just doesn't bear thinking about. I'll follow your example. G'night!

I agree, mcem. Self-important waffle...

If anyone thinks I am Jings (and why should they care?) Look up my profile. No disrespect intended, but do I look 74??!!

Just read your comment again Obi. You are here all night for me because I have an opinion on a forum?

Up here in Scotland we would say "Aye Right" .

Of course I pm. That is what they are there for!!

Jlt - I am available if and when you need me.

The existence of your pm's is well publicised. I see the coyness about posting/not posting them and the silly hints about secrets and fearing the wrath of GNHQ as little more than attention- seeking at this stage.