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kittylester Tue 18-Dec-18 10:26:55

I have been told off for troll hunting to which I hold my hands up- though I wasn't hunting, I'd found one!!

Shouldn't GNHQ be troll hunting for us. Those of us that have been here a while will be instinctively aware of malicious posters generally and can report (as I was told to) but how long does it take hq to look into something and what harm can be done to unsuspecting members in the interim?

Squiffy Wed 19-Dec-18 23:03:01

The gin, it really worked wonders
But led to a fit of the chunders
She started to sway
Her legs then gave way
And into the sanctum she blunders.

dogsmother Wed 19-Dec-18 23:02:03

I’ll come in just to “turn around coz that’s what it’s all about”.
Unless of course I’ve made up my own version ?

Marydoll Wed 19-Dec-18 22:55:22

...and I've none left! Hic...........?

merlotgran Wed 19-Dec-18 22:47:56

There once was a merry Gransnetter,
Who always assumed she was IN
She then heard them shout
No! You're definitely OUT
So she drowned all her sorrows in GIN! grin

Jalima1108 Wed 19-Dec-18 22:45:17

IN - and shuffling round to make room for everyone else

Jalima1108 Wed 19-Dec-18 22:44:28

Squiffy tchshock

Marydoll Wed 19-Dec-18 22:42:30

Jalima DON' T (Shouty capitals) give up now!!!

If we all get in the inner circle, there will be no outer circle.

Jalima1108 Wed 19-Dec-18 22:42:17

ah no - that's the Magic Circle
tchblush

Jalima1108 Wed 19-Dec-18 22:42:00

Do I have to perform Magic Tricks?
Isn't that the Inner Circle?

Chewbacca Wed 19-Dec-18 22:40:42

Surely that's self explanatory Squiffy! tchgrin

Squiffy Wed 19-Dec-18 22:39:03

Chew That's multi-tasking, so is that why males haven't made it to the phantom inner sanctum?

(Runs for cover. . . )

Chewbacca Wed 19-Dec-18 22:38:45

Come come Jalima, it's a serious business getting into the inner circle. Concentrate now.....

Jalima1108 Wed 19-Dec-18 22:37:03

it all sounds very difficult, co-ordinating your arms and legs, lefts and rights …..

I think I'm Out
or possibly Out Out

Please throw me a mince pie and a glass of mulled wine

Chewbacca Wed 19-Dec-18 22:32:31

You've got to shake it all about Marydoll. Then, when you've shaken it all about, you've got to throw it all in and turn around. Apparently.

lemon tipped me the wink earlier. wink

Jalima1108 Wed 19-Dec-18 22:30:07

Hang on, I still have my left leg out, don't shut the door tchshock

Squiffy Wed 19-Dec-18 22:29:16

BlueBelle Hold that door open, please! tchgrin

Marydoll Wed 19-Dec-18 22:29:11

BlueBelle how did YOU manage to get in?

Come on, share! Pleasssssse

.☺️

BlueBelle Wed 19-Dec-18 22:07:02

Now i know what I ve been doing wrong all this time
I ve seen the light I’m in I‘m in ?

Chewbacca Wed 19-Dec-18 21:24:55

It shakes the minute I move Jane10!

Jane10 Wed 19-Dec-18 21:24:04

If you can shake it all about you're in!

Chewbacca Wed 19-Dec-18 21:14:58

My days of shakin' it all about are behind me literally. Where do I stand in the circle please? hmm

MawBroon Wed 19-Dec-18 21:12:58

Is that the Brexit Hokey Cokey Jane10?

lemongrove Wed 19-Dec-18 21:05:25

Exactly Marydoll me too, and I really miss those MI6 days.grin

Jane10 Wed 19-Dec-18 21:05:24

Go on, put your left hand in, your left hand out...

lemongrove Wed 19-Dec-18 21:03:52

BlueBelle you are in the outer circle because you are doing the ‘okie cokie’ whilst we chosen ones in the inner circle are doing the ‘Hokey Cokey’ there is a subtle difference that makes all the difference.
Come, join us! tchgrin