How many times in a day...

Thanks, janea. I found a site that does PayPal. My brother is taking us all out to lunch next Friday and we're meeting here for coffee first so I'll wear them with my gardening leggings and see how long it takes before they wonder why I'm not dressed to go out.

#quickchange

Merlot www.joyofsocks.com/products/im-a-delicate-f-cking-flower-socks-womens?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&variant=37611237697&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoNOzu92W4QIVD7azCh1qvgf4EAQYASABEgJN3PD_BwE
This might be an American site (I’m in America right now) but if you google ‘I’m a delicate fucking flower socks’ several sites come up & I’ve found that American sites often ship to the U.K. at little cost.
I’d love to see your grandsons’ reaction

I misread the words on those socks and got them in the wrong order ... and then I wondered if davidh might wears them when he's with nice ladies.

Let's hope that those who are scared of this thread don't wander across to Mumsnet then littleannie. It'll frighten the living daylights out of them over there!

Ooooh! Where can I get those socks, janea?

My adult DGSs would laugh their socks off if they saw me wearing those in the garden.

Did you know that the word "fuck" is derived from old English Law? It stands for "Fornication and Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"; hence FUCK.

Isn't Google a wonderful thing?

Why would they be scared littleannie?

Anything goes on this thread.

No one will get the least bit cross.

How many points for rude socks?

Alima and Phoenix
I really can't believe that you find the f word acceptable. I find it offensive, and I am sure many people on this site feel the same, but are probably scared to say so.

I'm sure I've posted this before but nobody swears more than a fenland tractor driver.

When DH took over as farm manager I answered the door to a furious, red faced man who waved an unidentifiable piece of equipment in my face yelling, 'He'll have to get another fucker coz this fucking fucker's fucked!'

I soon got used to the vernacular.

Phoenix your list of go to expletives reminded me of this very old rhyme:
Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart
Somebody's stole me horse and cart
I don't give a bugger, I'll soon get another
Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart !

I quite like follucks!

Straight over ‘er ‘ead. Whoosh.

I used to use sugar as an expletive - it is a satisfying mix of bugger and shit.

Depends if its singular or pair I'd imagine.
Surely just one is a bollock?

So, if someone gets 'a bollocking' is that just with one bollock or both?

nice women don’t swear
what about nice men?
DH swore twice today, once because he dropped something and once because someone started reversing as we were trying to exit a car park.
Basically, he's "quite nice!!

My pc crashed today and I told it that it was a 'fucking waste of money and was going back to bloody John Lewis'

And anyway, bloody is not swearing unless it's spelt 'bluddy'. I was told that when I was 7 by John.

Ah, but Alimah is it fucked, or bollocksed?

That’s this thread fucked now.

Don't mention another thread!!!!!

But I may have redeemed myself on another thread (polishes halo) really evil

That song is truly rude. [shock

The winner of today's Potty Mouth Award is...... Phoenix!

Her fault if this thread gets deleted.

Of course Chewbacca won't be barred - that was ART!

Surely Davidhs wasn't serious - I thought it must be a joke anyway.

Quite agree watermeadow (what a nice name by the way) about the horrible expression "potty-mouthed". It's just as bad as swearing IMO.

Thanks chewbacca!

My go-to string of expletives (when just one won't do) is:

Shit bugger arsehole, bugger wank poo.

It's not often that I have to deploy it, but when I do, I find it strangely satisfying!