How many times in a day...

That's excellent Chewbacca, I really enjoyed that! We used to have an LP of Flanders and Swan- they were very witty. I especially liked the one about the 97 horsepower omnibus.
I'd never heard pee po belly bum drawers before though. I'll show it to my grandchildren!

I swear quite a lot but do object to ignoramuses who put the f word before every other word.
I also object to the ghastly Americanism “potty mouth.” I don’t mind encouraging my dog by calling “Wee wee, Polly, poo poo!” but Americans call, “Go potty!” to their dogs.

Oh poor David ... there’s nothing like a good old swear word a lot start with b don’t they ? We could go on the games thread and start an abc of swear words ( not the really really bad ones of course)

You will get barred for all those rude words, chewbacca!

Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers by Flanders & Swann*
*
Ma's out, Pa's out, Let's talk rude!
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Dance in the garden in the nude,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Let's write rude words all down our street,
Stick out our tongues at the people we meet,
Let's have an intellectual treat
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

Sunday again on CBC,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
And Norman Mailer is coming to tea,
Pee Po Belly Bum Pants!
Alan Ginsberg reads on and on,
But we're having a happening when he's gone,
Come to the party in the john,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

Disney's planning a double bill,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Christopher Robin meets Fanny Hill,
Pooh Bear Belly Bum Drawers.
On stage and screen we can all work hard,
Throwing toilet rolls in our own backyard,
Who's afraid of the avant-garde?
Pee Pee Po Po Belly Belly Bum Bum, Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

What gets the prizes and wins awards?
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
What did Prince Phillip tell the Lords?
Well, never mind that.
At Oxford and Cambridge, and Yale and all,
and at Berkely, they really have a ball,
'cos the higher the brow, the harder they fall,
For Belly Belly Bum Bum Belly Belly Bum Bum Pee Po Belly Belly Bum Bum, Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

Oh, crikey, MissA, I hadn't thought about that!

Depends if its singular or pair I'd imagine.

How many points for a 'bollocks'?

"Sparse?" SALTS! Damn tablet, I'll be glad when the desk top pc is back in action!

Flanders & Swann were never rude! Still haven't got the hang of c&p on tablet, but if you Google "Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude" (or something like that) you should be able to find it!

Hopefully we won't have to get the smelling sparse out for Davidhs

Go on then (*phoenix*)....

Which one? Copy and paste it in full if it's really rude.

Anyone remember the Flanders & Swann song?

kitty and all of you!

(nanaK54’s post)

walks in, reads last post, offers Davidhs smelling salts

That made me laugh nanaK54. (you haven't missed anything)

In answer to your original question - I have no bloody idea, but more importantly I'm left thinking bollocks what have I missed now

Davidhs

In response to the OP, nice women don’t swear, maybe it can be tolerated in extreme circumstances, but to me basically nil.

Yeah, whatever - get real.

Flip me kitty. Taking it to a new level now!

You work it out.

You cannot be serious!

In response to the OP, nice women don’t swear, maybe it can be tolerated in extreme circumstances, but to me basically nil.

Are there different levels? How many bl**dies equal a f**k or are they equal?

Can we roll them over if we haven’t used up our daily allowances.....perhaps save them all for swearing at the TV and the crap they put on over a weekend?