Troll hunting and thread deletions

OOh BlueBelle you’ve got your work cut out with me.
How come the dashes at the back join together but at the front they maintain the tiny space?
I think that’s the secret but I don’t know how to crack it ...
Reminds me of the boating lake joke....
‘Come in number 16 your time is up.
Number 16!
Number 16?
Number 91 ... are you in trouble?’

-HELP-

now to add in the extra dashes, right at the front, no spaces and one at the end ...

--HELP—

Ooh, sounds good, Marydoll - I’ll have to get someone to pop into Lidl for me

Charleygirl5

I fancy going out clubbing later to a well known seaside resort. Anybody fancy coming? Where I have in mind the alcohol may well be expensive so maybe you had better drink yourselves to a stupor now.

I prefer coffee.

Come to The Argy ...it’s Hawaiian Nite and the pina coladas are flowing?????? .....it’s in Portsmouth, so sort of seasidey, although we are down by the docks.

My lips are shealed Marydoll Honeshtly.

May be time for me to move on to coffee now Charley. Hic, hic. I was never a clubber so you will have to share some of your moves. ?

So my post of 16.10 has been deleted.

Getting seriously fed up with all this.

Oh, you are very brave, Charleygirl! ?

Charleygirl.....?

I fancy going out clubbing later to a well known seaside resort. Anybody fancy coming? Where I have in mind the alcohol may well be expensive so maybe you had better drink yourselves to a stupor now.

I prefer coffee.

I’ve just started a bottle of wine and a bar of chocolate, however I have a good excuse.

Oh, go on then Marydoll, same glass will do.

Just remember:
Alcohol makes for loose lips and loose lips sink ships.
Would anyone like another? ?????

If this carries on we’ll need a bigger naughty step. ?

Wow! A whole thread? That makes you a legend... or perhaps not!

I’m in the naughty corner as well, apparently had a thread removed!

Some of you have no shame! What happened to genteel old ladies?

Calli. It can be whatever time of year you choose. ?. I will order another bottle in a minute if you would like to share. ?

Marydoll

*Lucca*, if you stay silent, you should be OK. ??

Was that flying pig I just saw?

squiffy I’ll have yours if you don’t want it. That’s a triple Chablis please.
Only if I can come with you Lucca. Safety in numbers. ?

Talking of funny pub names....a friend was once reminiscing about an event they celebrated in “The Wise Donkey”. I remembered howling with laughter and asking if it was next door to “The Stupid Ass......”
Ok you had to be there and a bit pie eyed too......

Lucca, if you stay silent, you should be OK. ??

Am I allowed out of the naughty corner for a swift Pinot Grigio ?

Thanks Lisa! When I was shielding my neighbour was in Lidl, picking up some things for me.
She came back with a bottle of non alcoholic gin! You actually can't tell the difference and neither could my daughter, who claims to be a gin expert!
I had it with bitter lemon, ice and a slice of lemon. It tasted like the real thing.

The same neighbour left a bottle of Asda's Nosecco in my hotel room at her son's wedding. That's what I toasted my daughter with, last week at her wedding in our garden. Cheers everyone! ?

I feel that, with a username like mine, I should be putting my order in, too, but I hardly ever drink alcohol! Oh the irony! ??

I’ll have a double mango juice and soda, please!

At least I’ll be sober enough to run the Squiffy / Italicised Monkey! ?

Disingenuous was the word used phoenix. To be honest I had to look it up. I couldn’t think what on Earth I had said that would bring that response but obviously Lucca did it too.

I have already had a glass of Chablis but am not adverse to another thank you ?