Troll hunting and thread deletions

dash

Wow I did it now how do I type darker words please.

Well I got my leg over again ?

I’m sure there are many many more. Well put it this way, you always make me laugh. ?

What about cursing the gammon?

Doodle I suspect that is for 2 threads in particular, namely "So I pulled my pants down* and the follow up "It dropped off!*

Can't remember any other thread titles that were humorous.

Some people may have found the content of the "Apart from arnica" thread to be quite amusing, but as I was practically upside down in a wheelie bin I wasn't especially amused.

Not drumming up trade for the Argy with an elderflower presse. I don’t think they’ve even heard of it in the Argy. Poteen is the drink of the day. Puts hairs on your chest (at least I think that’s where mine came from ?)

Anyway, back to ourkid. That’s a very interesting story. It seems our suspicions were right. That Soo is a saucy minx.
urmston you have become an expert (at last ? ?) Well done.
grannywn never give up hope. You never know what will arise and give you the opportunity to erect your stiffgit.

I'm going nowhere near the place.
Whenever I venture in they put a mop and bucket in my hands.
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Are you drumming up business for the Argy Callistemon? Only a certain clientele goes there of which I'm often one

suspect?

suspect sun is ?

If the suspect over the yardarm somewhere in the world then it's ok, apparently, although make mine an elderflower pressé please!

But, it's Saturday, charley!

OurKidl I am aware it is not evident but we do have standards here and it is too early for alcohol. It may well be after 17.00 hours somewhere but not here.

Wow - this was a very long thread. I've never read to the end of such a long thread before, but this one has so many twists and turns that I was hooked lined and sinkered.

To get to the most important bit - I used to know the REAL Sooty's dad. In fact, we lived very near him in Dorset. I've met the real Sooty several times and he had his suspicions about that Scampy too. Soo's nephew? Huh, as if!! If one looks carefully, one can see a definite similar gene pool to those of Sweep and Soo ...
PS Mine is a dubonnet and bitter lemon. Please.

hello I’m still at it in case you were interested
Practising my new skill.
It’s harder than it looks but totally empowering once you’ve cracked the bugger

So the extra dashes go in at 1st & 3rd places on an iPad.
I was doing 1st and 4th.

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Sounds like Morse Code to me

SOS

I’m going to keep at it.
annoying you all

BlueBelle

Um you re obviously not following the pattern ?
1. -first Dash then word (no space)
2 -first- Then go to front of word and do a dash that end (no space)
then right back to the very beginning BEFORE the first dash
3 --first- So far ok?
4 then right to the end for the second dash after
first

So you’ve got four movements before word, after word before dash, after dash ( no spaces)

hope

Thanks Blubelle. Yay! I did it ?????

I am Doodle. I rearranged my bedroom during lockdown and made sure I kept a space free for mounting it. But no success yet. I haven’t abandoned hope yet though ?

grannynw you’re not still waiting for your stiff git are you?
It’s hard to get isn’t it? ?

Award for phoenix let me think ? How about an award for the most humorous thread titles. ??

What do you get if someone is rude to you but you don't report it and then it gets deleted anyway?

That earns you a Stiffgit by Proxy kitty.

Well, to equal Charles's collection, you'll have to work very hard trisher. You have to do nothing whatsoever to have earned your gongs and turn up once in a blue moon to have a ceremonial dinner to commend you on how how hard you worked doing nothing of merit. It's a hard job but someone's got to do it and it may as well as be you.

What do you get if someone is rude to you but you don't report it and then it gets deleted anyway?

I think that deserves more than a stiffgit (isn't that a husband who can't bend over........or something?)

May I mention, regarding Callistemons post of 13.31, that would much prefer not to ever to be judged worthy of a "stiff git"

You don't know what you're missing, phoenix
Magic squares, lollipops, jelly beans and all.

phoenix We award you The Order of the Frilly Garter
That is the Royal We by the way ?

I’ll have to see what I can do Chewbacca