Errm, where to start...?
Snogged a well know punk idol,
Pierced my own ears when drunk- on 4 different occasions,
Bunked off school with mates a couple of times, but ALWAYs got caught and got the blame for instigating it!
Smoked at the top of the school field,
Got arrested for shoplifting,
"Asked to leave" my girls' grammar school, (They know about this and are indignant at the injustice, especially compared to what goes on nowadays!)
However, I did NOT have a bunk-up round the back of the village hall with Kim's boyfriend. He followed me out & tried his luck, but when he got the brush-off, he wouldn't admit it to his mates & lied he'd got his oats! Pratt then realised it would get back to Kim, so confessed rather than lose face. Idiot!