Anybody win anything on the Grand National yesterday?

I didn't place any bets, though I did think that Nick Rocket was a good name for a racehorse. I should have acted on that.

This list of tips is a day late, sorry, I've only just found it.

"Tips for the Grand National
Creosote... good over fences
Dusty carpet, never been beaten
Leaky tap, as long as it's running
Victoria plum.......only carrying a stone
V neck is a decent jumper
Boiled egg, it’s never been beaten?.
Was gonna back Itchyminge but it's been scratched
Diarrhea still running well
Loose button - sure to come off
Premature Ejaculation, always comes first
For the double, sheaf hearted and ice melted.
Tip for Ayr, open the windae"
Pinched from “Rude Jokes for the over twenties reborn”