Mrs. P's new bikini

Less painful ???? what about pulling them off = ouch - ouch - ouch

Three sticking plasters would be cheaper and probably less painful!

What is the point? To look sexy? Or to get more tan? Neither work.

Definitely pass.

My view is "why bother", it definitely is not a good look, better without anything except Chanel 5.

and said ????? don't keep us in suspense.

Showed them to Mr.hjj. He raised an eyebrow and said

I think they put the bottoms on back to front

Sexual 'quality', petallus?

In the interests of sexual quality, I protest.

I have found my version to match Mrs. P's. You will have to serach for it yourself, if I posted the link,I would be banned.
One thought, the fit may be variable ???

Charleygirl, now there's a thought next time the beach is too crowded.

Three old pennies would cover all. Why bother with the bikinis?

Ouch!

Waste of time wearing them. Take Mrs P to a naturist beach.

I am not sure I would bother because too many bits would dig in. All is on show anyway, I would empty the beach quickly so would have it all to myself.

And painful!

A game of beach volleyball could be entertaining.

Think they've had a "modesty bypass" pompa

Of coursed, what a silly billy I am, I suppose that where they will also keep their modesty ?

In your handbag of course - women don't usually have pockets in their swimwear anyway!

Where

My thought was, were would you keep your car keys ?

The thought of where sand could end up . . . !!

Yikes, those bikini bottoms look extremely uncomfortable!

(no need to worry about camel-toe, though...)

Well you'd certainly need an all over tan to wear those..

I think I'll pass