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Mrs. P's new bikini

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pompa Sun 12-Apr-15 16:04:22

I though I could get Mrs. P one of these for our holiday this year. good idea or not grin - she likes yellow. (have a good look at the faces of the 2 lads in the background)

Warning, do NOT view this if you are easily offended - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

www.thedishh.com/the-latest-beach-trend-is-crazy

POGS Wed 15-Apr-15 17:43:44

pompa

Very quick, as usual. grin

pompa Wed 15-Apr-15 17:30:23

That's very generous of you POGS, assume you are picking up the bill, thanks. smile

pompa Wed 15-Apr-15 17:13:20

LOL, oddly, I didn't, must be slipping.
I don't remember Studland being a nudist beach when we went there, as least, not the part we went to.

POGS Wed 15-Apr-15 17:10:50

Yep, booked a hotel for him and Mrs. P.

Ana Wed 15-Apr-15 17:04:25

I bet pompa has! grin

POGS Wed 15-Apr-15 16:58:14

Ana

Do you know I have never thought of that. grin.

Ana Wed 15-Apr-15 16:55:08

I thought 'Studland' was a joke at first...confused

POGS Wed 15-Apr-15 16:52:35

pompa

Of course part of Studland is a nudist beach. You could keep both your mankini and budgie smugglers in the drawer! grin

loopylou Wed 15-Apr-15 15:58:43

Beautiful beach pompa, Shell Bay's our haunt, just a bit closer to the ferry.

pompa Wed 15-Apr-15 13:01:56

Last time I was a Studland was back in the 70's.

POGS Wed 15-Apr-15 09:37:00

That's done it Roses, derfinate nightmares for me!

pompa.

Don't even bother if they are black. I saw an old guy wearing as pair once and thought the silly old fool look liked he was wearing a rotten banana.

PS. You weren't on the beach at Studland Bay in 2012 were you? grin

pompa Wed 15-Apr-15 08:20:03

I can probably find a pair of those at the back of a draw somewhere, doubt that they will fit anymore, which is a relief for the others on the beach.

rosesarered Tue 14-Apr-15 22:20:30

Pompa....... Time to get out your budgie smugglers, Summer is almost here!

jinglbellsfrocks Tue 14-Apr-15 18:29:57

Just a sudden slight abberation pompa.

pompa Tue 14-Apr-15 18:26:58

JBF - how long did it take you to realize this wasn't about bikes ? smile

loopylou Tue 14-Apr-15 18:16:33

All I can say is best of luck with attempting to 'wear' these outfits (I assume they come with double sided sticky tape to anchor them in place......ouch....
Must feel like cheese wire hmm

jinglbellsfrocks Tue 14-Apr-15 18:13:14

I'm starting to read this thread title as 'Mrs P's new bike. Then being disappointed that it's not.

pompa Tue 14-Apr-15 18:08:07

I hear that Tangaland is now back on the up, they have downsized their business model.

grumppa Tue 14-Apr-15 17:03:28

Tangaland is not a place I wish to visit. Is it in receipt of international aid, or should I say support?

Ana Tue 14-Apr-15 17:00:17

Love that one with the little bow on top! grin

(Although it does remind me a bit of a dog-poo bag...)

Envious Tue 14-Apr-15 16:51:37

I think that must be where the term packages comes from! shock

POGS Tue 14-Apr-15 16:03:48

pompa

You are going to give me nightmares . grin

Lona Tue 14-Apr-15 15:54:30

grin shock blush wink

I think that just about covers it, as the actress said to the Bishop!

annsixty Tue 14-Apr-15 15:20:43

I really shouldn't be looking at such things at my age,however if anyone is interested I still have some of those nets we used to put washing powder tablets in.....

pompa Tue 14-Apr-15 15:14:14

If you look at the sizing guide XL is 38-46" OMG !!!!!!!!!