I used to love Beyond our Ken and Round the Horne. I used to listen to it with my dad on the radio (he was partially sighted.)
They often greeted Kenneth Horne with - Oh Mr. Horne, what brings you trolling in here?" The amazing thing was that the scripts passed the censors who thought it was all rather quaint.
I got all the double entendres but I don't think dad did, could be wrong there but he always kept a straight face.
Talking of pirates - when my sons were at Primary School they both wanted to go to the Fancy Dress Competition at the school and both wanted to be pirates.
As we walked down the lane to the school we met at least 20 other children dressed as pirates, same striped tee shirts and black patches over one eye.
Needless to say a pirate didn't win the competition.
The winners were a boy and girl wonderfully kitted out as The Lion and The Unicorn!!