I was only looking, honest!

Now, does that post have a pantomime connotation, or are we back on prostitutes?

Steady on teetime

3 o'clock and still no Dick?

The mind boggleth.....

Frequently, gillybob

Did anyone ever tell you, you're as mad as a box of frogs phoenix ?

My black ones always make me want to lift a leg and slap my thigh, in a sort of "principal boy" manner.

Or swagger like Captain Jack Sparrow in his sea boots......

Teetime

They sound lovely (the boots) I have short fat hairy legs so wouldn't look good in them. I wanted and ankle chain when I was growing up - my father asked me if I wanted to look like a Portsmouth tart. My Mother asked him what he knew of Portsmouth tarts (he was in the navy).

They sound utterly irresistible and very necessary phoenix
As for being known as that.........!! New one on me!

There's always time phoenix.

I've got a black, flat heeled fake suede pair that I bought from Primark a few years ago, and I love them! People remark on them, but I've never been propositioned whilst wearing them!

My mother (a miserable old bat!) used to call over the knee boots 'prostitute boots'. I hope they make you feel good!