OH DEAR! AT 72, I think I'm guilty of a few of these No - No's.
i own a zipped fleece similar to the one shown by Shysal - and even worse - my hubby has one to match! Ours feature Polar Bears!
I do wear jeans (no centre crease) - but hate Trainers - I can't get them in my size anyway (size 2 wide fitting) . My shoes mostly come from Pavers and include the dreaded "Mary Jane" styles. I can't get nice shoes in my size as so few Brands make them. Children's shoes are too narrow, and since I have arthritis in my feet, I can't tolerate ill fitting shoes. I still love the "fitted" clothes I looked good in at 21 - but acknowledge that in a size 16, they are anything but flattering (I'm an Apple shape, too)! I mostly wear trousers, and try not to wear tops that are too close fitting! I have Thankfully - avoided the dreaded Beige - I don't own anything this colour. I only wear cardigans in the house, when I'm a bit too cool. I do wear jackets, but don't possess an anorak! My favourite is "faux leather" biker style with a fur collar (another No-No?). I buy new clothes from Bon Prix (intended for young people) and sadly for my granny image - Kaleidescope for "posh frocks". Guess I'm already "an old lady" !!!