Please imagine the chunky "de dud de da, de da -diddly- duh type chords where appropriate. If it helps, it is a 12 bar, ish.
I woke up this morning, turned on my radio,
'Cos that's the way I start my day, no TV dontcha know,
John Humphries was speaking, in his usual style,
If I was an MP, I think I'd run a mile.
But then it all started, that burbling noise, so I turned off my mobile, and all my other toys
It made no difference, radio was still cutting out, I twiddled the ariel and began to scream and shout
So I switched it to FM, getting kinda pissed (American meaning, not drunk)
But that wasn't no better, it just kinda buzzed and hissed
So please can you tell me, what else can I do
To make sure my radio just aint a heap of poo (such British phraseology!)
So help me if you can, to sort this box of tricks,
Then I will be so glad, a happy Phoe-nix