glass if you only knew how apopleptic I get about my damn bloody useless so called smart phone! SMART SMART! I'll give it bloody smart, the sodding thing spends more time being charged than being used. WHY? because it's using all it's buggering energy looking for a signal that's why!
If I want to actually be able to access the voice mails I get (and I get a few, because the copulating thing never rings, just goes to voicemail) I have to get in the car and drive yes DRIVE for about a mile in the hope of the bloody handset noticing a passing satellite or whatever it is that it's supposed to do but doesn't, in the vague hope that it can make contact with bloody mothership for long enough for me to get that irritating woman with the syrupy voice saying "Welcome to Orange Answerphone"
I have tried contacting Orange about it, but if you go to their website, they invite you to ring them, there is no facility for email contact whatsoever. AND THEN the only number they give is a sodding MOBILE one! To top it all it tells you the call is FREE from your Orange mobile! Well, alleh bloody lujea! But it isn't from your landline is it? Oh no, and of course if you are trying to contact them to tell them that your poxy mobile doesn't work, then you're stuck aren't you!
Soory, got a bit cross there.