Noisy ipad

Its spooked! Galen! It's the spirits trying to contact you from beyond the grave. Give up fighting ATOS and make a fortune as a medium.

Sorry I am feeling very flippant today.

I don't fight ATOS! I trample them!

I'm glad someone does that, Galen. Pretty soon the trampling will have to be even more vigorous with the advent of PIP.

Don't even mention pip! It's given me the pip already. We don't do the training til October as 'they' reckon we won't get appeals coming in before that.
There was someone on from ATOS on radio 4 the other day and I was jumping up and down in my seat. (I think I broke spring. I heard a twang. It was either that or my knicker elastic and I think I'd have realised the latter?)

Galen That's the way to do it!

Galen I get that speaking as I type too. Just turn the volume off.

Try setting, accessibility and then see if 'voice over" is on or off. Turn off if on otherwise no idea![ smile]

Forgot general between settings and accessibility. It's settings, general, accessibility and then voice over. It's an age thing!!!!!