If you can find the settings for your mousepad you can adjust the "palm sensitivity" so that the cursor doesn't leap all over the place at a slight brush by your wrist (I have only just found this setting. "Palm" confused me for a while, as it is the heel of my hand that brushes the touchpad, not my palm)
What were the first ever records that you bought and when?
Parents-in-Law. What do/did you call them?