CAll The Midwife

Obviously not!

Here's another of my gems.... "I wouldn't say my mother in law was fat but she was on the Titanic!". Good, or wot? ?

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fiorentina she was lucky it didn't roll under the bed and gather fluff!

My labour song with DD1 was Baggy Trousers. It wasn't supposed to be, as we'd been told to think of something soothing, but I just got it stuck in my head on a loop. Funnily enough, it didn't help calm the situation one little bit

On the subject of corsets. My Aunts fiancé,a shy only child of aging parents, visiting for the first time, was shown to the spare room only to find that the WI had used it to change into fancy dress for a Gala parade.
Across the bed were a variety of pale pink corsets belonging to the ample ladies of the WI.
He did stay, they did marry and lived happily ever after, minus corsets!

My mum was so poor she couldn't afford a girdle, so she cut the ends off a hot water bottle and struggled into that! (Not really)

Do you know, wot, I was believing that till the last two words . Either I've read too many tales of "walked ten miles to school with bits of wood strapped to my feet" or I'm losing it.

I have just watched Call The Midwife and although it made me cry I really enjoyed it and look forward to the next series. It is my kind of drama........When is Last Tango in Halifax coming back?? I enjoyed that too!

My MiL wore a girdle all her adult life.. she died in 2005 aged 98!
My mum had a playtex girdle but once tights became more commonplace the need for suspenders went and so dit the playtex.

Then spanx arrived!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF9UxDhrEfs

I was a dispenser at Boots in the late 60's and into the 1970's. I remember a colleague being prescribed a diaphragm and she very kindly described the method of use. She reduced us to hysterics when she described how, after squeezing spermicide cream on the rim, she then attempted to squash it into the required shape. It then shot out of her grasp and hurtled across the bathroom like a rocket and smacked into the mirror leaving a trail of goo in its wake!

My mum was so poor she couldn't afford a girdle, so she cut the ends off a hot water bottle and struggled into that! (Not really)

I was trying to remember who sang Once Upon a Dream and I think it was Billy Fury
(not to be played when in labour though )

The Dick Barton theme tune would have been good, too!

If anyone had suggested I give a rendition of 'Secret Love' during the transition stage of labour I think I'd have punched them and if DH had joined in.... the second word would have been OFF!

We were encouraged to sing something jolly and FAST to prevent pushing too soon. I thought the William Tell overture was a good choice even though it got faster and faster

I think they had to use liberal amounts of talc before attempting to get into one of those girdles!

Still, ir makes a pleasant change seeing decent people being kind to one another
Yes, it does Eloethan - then comes SS-GB!!

I remember my mum having a Playtex Living Girdle, and as it had no fastenings, she wriggled it on so far, then Dad held it while she jumped up and down. How she got it off I never saw. ?

I love Call the Midwife and enjoyed it last night, but have to admit the closing scene was rather schmaltzy. Still, ir makes a pleasant change seeing decent people being kind to one another.

The carousel bit was bonkers but the ending of series was lovely. I have never seen a diaphragm before and my jaw hit the floor last night - were they really that huge??

And Baby Turner. Adorable! Does he have a name? If so, I didn't catch it.

Auntiflo, I watched Karma as well - having said on another thread that I don't cry, I used a few tissues last night!

Spirella - I googled it!

Yes, Sister Monica Joan was wrapping up the wedding car with yards and yards of white ribbon!

I'm not sure if DM's was Playtex because I think I remember someone coming to the house to measure her then this ghastly thing arriving in a box. I can't remember the name of it.

Oh good, I'm glad Siser Monica Joan was there even though I somehow managed to miss her!

I've just loved this series. I boarded at a Convent light years ago and the nuns were so reminiscent of the nuns who cared for us, some so nice others a bit eeek!!
Sister Monica Joan was definitely there last night as she helped decorate the wedding car with enthusiasm!! She and Sister Julienne waved to everyone on the merrygoround! The end was OTT but charming and made me feel good!
I had a friend who died as a result of the pill and this part of the episode really hit a nerve. I didn't take it till after DD (second child) had been born in 1968, and by then the problems had been ironed out.
Can't wait for the next series!!!!

That corset was what my mother used to call her 'foundation'

Yes Sister Monica Joan was there at the end with Mother Julienne.
I remember being fitted for the diaphragm and they made you practise before you took it home. Mine shot out of my fingers and across the room, so embarrassing.