JaneJudge
As someone who lives in the country I know exactly what they do when they move into their idyllic country pad too...they fence and security gate it off, double glaze with those grey tone windows, put up security lighting like we are all thieves and have a variety of massive 4x4s on their new concrete driveway and stone lions either side of the front door. Some of them even astro turf their gardens!
I most probably sound spiteful
but it happens so often and there seem certain lanes that attract these type. They moan about mud and muck too
This just sounds like some of the houses in our country village. They also build huge patios that could host the Queen's garden party.
Ever green lawns and summer houses that could be a granny flats they are so big.The security lights on one are so bright DH calls it Stalag 13.
Then wonder when it rains why a lot of the village floods and complain. Didn't they see the rain gauge as they drove in or were they the ones who grafeted it a "penis gauge" to amuse their city friends when they visit?
We feel just the same as you Jane Judge. We even have one with a personalised mile stone to the city where they belong!!!