I don't know which side we are supposed to be on. Is Audrey being patronised by Gail? Gail patronises everyone and has done since she was 17, so how are we supposed to tell? Or is Gail just looking out for the mum she inexplicably still loves after a lifetime of being let down and neglected, even though she is clearly being passed over now that the Golden Child has returned?
Does Demonic David have a soft spot for his old Gran, or is he also just hoping to get his hands on the dosh to expand his hairdressing empire?
Is Sarah hoping for a cut too (see what I did there?) How she and Adam pay the mortgage on that flat is beyond me. He has only had about three clients since the first lockdown and she sits about doing nothing all day in the factory - maybe they are hard up too.
Stephen is clearly wrong 'un, unless it's a double bluff and he's going to rescue the profits made on Grasmere Drive from the clutches of his family and donate them to Relate. Or WARTS? Is anyone in the street still a member of WARTS? Or the Square Dealers, come to that? At one time anyone who was anyone was 'on the square' and using peculiar but unsubtle sentence structure to let other members in on the act. "A square deal awaits at Elliot's the Butcher - I say you'll get a square, deal, if you know what I mean?"
Who knows? It's getting to be too much effort - I watch Corrie to relax, not to have to think about it.