Callistemon21
I'm looking forward to the TV series of Very Unhappy Valley written by Glorianny.

Iam64 As my DS told me when I bought some, most of the knives in cheap knife blocks are b** useless. They won't cut anything. He might have one sharp knife.
It sounds as if your version might be a comedy: hapless psychopath escapes from prison, trips over old person's shopping trolley in the street, she helps him up (poor love, are you ok?), he carries on running, bleeding profusely from a graze on his knee, pinches a Vespa and rides off.
Grabs a useless kitchen knife from the safe house but it won't even cut up the beetroot for his dinner.
Breaks into policewoman's home while she's investigating the theft of some garden gnomes, picks up a bottle of wine and glugs down some tablets. He doesn't realise the wine is Zero 0% alcohol and the tablets are Parma violets.
To be continued.
Sorry, I'm getting carried away, I'll go and do something useful.
Oh dear if that's the best you can do to criticise my views By presenting what is as ridiculous a plot as the one you swallowed on Sunday night. I think my point is proved.
Here's what you swallowed.
Police sergeant on last day of duty skives off the morning briefing and drives to get cake, into an area she has been told to stay away from.
Old woman who lives behind her house spots a break in at the front and calls her.
Police who know the escapee is liable to try and contact her and his son don't watch her house cos they are all incompetent.
She detours to house and enters.
Wounded escapee recovers from blood loss and wanders around the house. Finds photo albums she has conveniently left out for him. Also whisky and pain killers.
Sits comfortably at kitchen table consuming these. apparently none the worse for his injuries
She enters holding taser
They have a lovely chat and he tells her who really did a murder. All the time consuming whisky.
He pours over himself the petrol he has carried around the house with the photo albums, the pills and the whisky plus a convenient small box of matches, which he strikes easily holds steadily and sets fire to himself.
She wraps him him a crotchet blanket.
Police arrive. She leaves the scene with the photo albums.
And I almost forgot
Then she solves murder for the rest of the idiot police.
As for those saying it was a better ending than a violent shoot out. Someone setting fire to themselves is a pretty violent ending as far as I'm concerned.