Calendargirl
Sob stories are when the celebrities speak about how desperate they are to get to Blackpool as Granny and Granddad danced there on their honeymoon 60 years ago.
Cue a video of white haired Granny saying what a wonderful celebrity GS/GD they have, never given a moment’s trouble, and how they deserve to ‘get through’.
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I can just hear one of my DGC when they become a celeb on Strictly:
"My Granny used to ride on the donkeys on that beach when she was a small child"
Cue for tears (for the poor donkeys).


