The husband in the Irish couple is (allegedly) a chef. So far, he said he had a great shortcut for making Hollandaise - which turned out thin, runny and lumpy with no emulsifying agent. He overcooked a creme brulee. And they're in the middle of one of the most abundant regions of France for fresh produce- fantastic meat, masses of fresh fruit & veg, fabulous cheeses and butter - when asked to cook a three course meal, he goes to a supermarket, buys a packet of mince and makes lasagne. Not my kind of chef.
The loud lady and her towel folding husband would, sadly, drive me bonkers. And anyway, towels belong in a bathroom, not a bedroom.
It's all a bit contrived - I don't think many B&B hosts would take their guests on excursions or even put on events. I would hate it if they followed me around, both showed me to my room (and helpfully point out the bed and bedside tables - I never would have known otherwise
). Or hover over me while I'm eating.
I'm not sure how the young couple would manage in the prize B&B- two bedrooms would have to be for them and their children and one bathroom, so that reduces their turnover straight away.
Interesting that the judges seem to be obsessed with finding out about the hosts - as a guest, I wouldn't be interested in the slightest. Neither would I dream of turning up early and expecting my room to be ready.
I wonder how it all works for the winners - if Channel 4 just give them the keys or if they provide legal back up and other support to get them going.
I can't predict the winners, but I'll be disappointed if it's shouty lady.