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Corporate "AWAY DAYS" aaaggghhhh

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biglouis Sun 06-Mar-22 00:05:00

Anyone got memories of horrendous away days or "team bonding" sessions?

The last one I went to was towards the end of my time working in a university. It was 2 days residential and the uni supplied us with a form where we could state any "special needs". I made it clear on this that I had mobility issues caused by arthritis. Whether the facilitator did not bother to read it or did so and felt able to ignore the information I dont know.

On the first day we were asked to sit on the floor in a circle. I at once announced that I would not be doing this due to disability and fetched a chair. Another woman said "Well Im not disabled but I gave up sitting on the floor in infants school." She also fetched a chair. This put me in the facilitator's bad books because it meant we all had to sit on chairs. I should ad that it was not essential to the exercise to sit on the floor.

Later that evening she organised an exercise which involved a lot of running around between several rooms. I announced that I would sit this one out as I had pain in my back.

Facilitator says.

"Im not comfortable with you just sitting this out Biglouis".

"Ok, I appreciate that your not comfortable but you will have to get over your discomfort. Im still not running around. Did you not read the information you were sent where participants outlined their special needs?"

I then quoted the Equality Act (then still the Disability Discrimination Act) part about reasonable adjustment and made it clear that I would be making a complaint to the unversity. Of course she backed down.

I did in fact complain to the University and had to fill out a form. Whether there was any comeback or adjustment made for future participants I do not know. I left the employment soon afterwards.

TillyTrotter Sun 06-Mar-22 08:51:40

I agree with you MisAdventure and Witzend. If anyone preferred not to come to ours they could opt out, without any fuss. They usually all came as there was good nosh too!

Aveline Sun 06-Mar-22 08:53:16

We had an NHS one for our centre staff. It was great fun but not really necessary as we all got on very well anyway. On one task I just carried out the activity while the others were chatting about it and I got into trouble for not being a team player. Another team had a massive argument after one senior member called another a f******ng s*** (actually a far more offensive word) because he'd thrown a beer crate too far for the plank to reach it! It was hilarious and we all had a great and totally pointless weekend.

Blondiescot Sun 06-Mar-22 08:53:39

I remember one where we went paintballing, which was actually pretty good fun. In the final game, I was taking cover behind a tree, then leaped out and 'shot' one of the men, who got such a fright that he tripped over a tree root and ended up with a broken ankle. Oops...

MissAdventure Sun 06-Mar-22 08:54:27

Ooh no!
I had the sort of mum who said "Be careful!" and "You'll have someone's eye out!" and I'm afraid it has stayed with me.
Rik Mayall died after his quad bike accident.
He wouldn't have done if he'd had my mum.

eazybee Sun 06-Mar-22 09:22:31

We had two bonding training days in a local hotel when we moved from an old school to a new 'purpose-built' open plan one. As a staff we had worked together for several years, and would have much preferred to have spent the time in school unpacking and organising; instead of which we had to play silly games, team-building, preparing mission statements and being told to 'flop on the floor with the kids; I do' by a middle-aged woman who didn't care she was displaying her knickers for all to see. The head threw things we hadn't done properly, according to him, back in our faces for months to come, despite the education advisors who conducted the course telling him he had a good staff who were able to work independently. He felt threatened.
Such a waste of the Education budget.

Yammy Sun 06-Mar-22 09:55:42

Quite a few as a teacher. Always led by someone who hadn't a clue who they were dealing with and a college who insisted on wearing stilettos.
Team building, falling backwards into the arms of a colleague who you knew did not like you and would drop you. Going around the table announcing your name school and what your hopes and ambitions were. I was once so worked up that when the person in the seat next to me announced her name and it was the same as my aunt's maiden name, I gave my maiden name and was accused of doing it on purpose. I was the black sheep for the rest of the course as the place erupted they all thought I had done it on purpose. On another, a chap announced when asked his aspirations he wanted to own a tea shop and get away from all this c....
Getting from one island [PEmat] to another in shark-infested waters, I just walked and sat down when asked why I said the tide had gone out.
Writing group rhymes on an educational theme, always good for a laugh and a dig at the incompetence of the Head and the leader being told how good another school was at this as if we cared?
As in eazybees post a complete waste of Educational authorities' money.hmm

nandad Sun 06-Mar-22 10:02:40

I’ve done loads of these over the years and generally enjoyed them except maybe the one where we had been up drinking until 3 in the morning and were up abseiling at 9! Never took to that activity. Or the raft building one where because I was the lightest, youngest and female I was the one who had to row the raft first. Or the one where we had to do crafts whilst telling a complete stranger something personal about ourselves.
Maybe with hindsight I didn’t enjoy them!

MissAdventure Sun 06-Mar-22 10:14:58

At one of ours, we had to introduce ourselves and say what our favourite film was.
I said I didnt have a favourite film, as I'm not that interested in them.

The trainer was very put out and insisted I must have a favourite film, but I really don't, because they don't interest me much, and I want going to pretend for the sake of fitting in.

MissAdventure Sun 06-Mar-22 10:16:33

Wasn't! I'm getting on my own wick with all these wrong words.

FannyCornforth Sun 06-Mar-22 10:34:53

The do succeed in their mission to Bond the Team

Absolutely everyone is united in hating every single minute of the bloody thing;
are as one in their sheer loathing of the ‘facilitator’;
and everyone can’t wait to get the damn thing over with and f* off down the pub and / or go home envy

Aveline Sun 06-Mar-22 10:37:36

Ours was great fun and we all enjoyed it very much but it wasn't necessary or a good use of NHS funds

biglouis Sun 06-Mar-22 11:51:43

I did not mind the basic "away days" organised by the uni where we went to some out of town venue and did business games, role play and the like. There was always organized transport (I dont drive) and a good lunch.

It was when things got more physical that the fun began.

One poster mentioned falling backwards into the arms of a colleague. As someone with a disability I would never risk doing this and said so. Its supposed to be an exercise built in trust. However people do not get trust from me. They earn it over many years.

I pointed out to the facilitator that if I hurt myself I had no domestic support whatever and would probably end up having to sue the uni for half a million. End of conversation.

On these occasions I find that if there is just one person who declines to do something on the grounds that its demeaning (or whatever) others will also refuse. Like the woman who refused to sit on the floor. It just takes one person to say NO.

Jaxjacky Sun 06-Mar-22 13:05:19

Corporate team building, renovating a nursery garden (blagging materials from local shops). Hotel weekends negotiating outdoor challenges in the dark, ‘trusting’ colleagues whilst blindfold, design targets with loo rolls, string and paper clips. Supposed to sort out leaders for management roles, Belbin’s team roles much in evidence.
Yes, I remember them, predatory males (lock your bedroom door), lots of alcohol, laughs and for some mega embarrassment. Makes me shudder now.

M0nica Sun 06-Mar-22 15:59:38

After a recent (at the time) reorganisation, our division head decided to organise an Away 2 days for his team leaders to get to know each other as the work of the different teams did not really overlap.

I cannot remember what we did, it was all conference room based, no outdoor activities. What I do remember is that I came back from the course with the strong conviction that if I ever saw any of them in the street, I would cross the road, or hide behind a car, anything rather than have to socialise with such boring people ever again. We had absolutely nothing in common.

Callistemon21 Sun 06-Mar-22 16:02:20

MissAdventure

I hate all that team building stuff, and my last proper job was very much into it.
Role play, making paper hats for eachother, and afternoon of drumming.
You name it, we did it.

Ours were much more fun.
Except for the brainstorming sessions and no-one took any notice of the results anyway.

Cabbie21 Sun 06-Mar-22 16:02:36

Thank goodness I have never had to endure any of this nonsense.
When we had a new, modern, young Head, we all wondered what she would dream up.
The first thing she provided was decent soft toilet paper in the staff loos.
The second thing was free school meals( and they were good ones). Her reasoning was that we all worked hard, leading many groups during the lunch hour or after school, and needed a proper meal.
The third thing was to change the end of term Christmas lunch where we all contributed to a buffet to one provided and paid for by her personally.
She was also extremely kind and understanding if any staff had family problems eg bereavement.
Beats any of the other so- called team building nonsense.

trisher Sun 06-Mar-22 16:10:37

MissAdventure

Ooh no!
I had the sort of mum who said "Be careful!" and "You'll have someone's eye out!" and I'm afraid it has stayed with me.
Rik Mayall died after his quad bike accident.
He wouldn't have done if he'd had my mum.

Rick Mayall had his quad bike accident in 1998 and died from a heart attack in 2014. He did claim in his spoof autobiography in 2005 that he rose from the dead.

Callistemon21 Sun 06-Mar-22 16:17:55

I'm that kind of Mum. I have to try not to be that kind of Gran.

Callistemon21 Sun 06-Mar-22 16:18:41

ps My Mum used to say "Don't meet trouble halfway".

MissAdventure Sun 06-Mar-22 17:28:01

I thought the accident left him with epilepsy and he died from a fit, , Trisher.
I'm off to Google it now.

MissAdventure Sun 06-Mar-22 17:30:30

Yep, you're right, Trisher.

MissAdventure Sun 06-Mar-22 17:31:55

He died after going for a run.
I expect he had a pencil with him.
"Never run with a pencil"

SiobhanSharpe Sun 06-Mar-22 19:37:08

Oh God, my old employer was hot on these- it was not an American firm but had a few ‘Shermans’ in unfortunately influential positions. So it was ghastly team bonding weekends (weekends!) or ‘softball Sundays ‘ in the park.
I generally got the stink-eye from them when I asked if I was going to be recompensed for giving up my precious free time wilt my family after working like a dog all week.
We weren’t even offered tine off in lieu. So I never went to anything and couldn’t give a monkeys it they thought I wasn’t a team player .
I certainly was when it mattered. I.E. when I was actually working.

1summer Sun 06-Mar-22 19:59:35

Had some dreadful away days/bonding days. Once they let a consultant join us , he was charging the company £400 a day. We played rounders in the afternoon, the consultant fell and badly broke leg was in hospital for a week and rehabilitation for weeks, He sued the company for £000s for loss of earnings. What a fiasco. The company didn’t learn at Christmas another consultant came to a works party, got drunk and decided to demonstrate cossack dancing fell backwards and injured his back. He sued aswell and was awarded some damages due to company supplying a free bar so contributed to him being drunk.

GrammarGrandma Mon 07-Mar-22 12:35:46

One of the many great things about being self-employed is never having to do this sort of thing.