If you are the sort of arsenal
Who first stockpiled a load of toilet roll
Or caused my face to turn sour
By hoarding all the bloody flour,
Don't you come crying, not to me,
If you yourself should ever see
The sad bare shelves caused
By idiotic panic buying.
It started with the moron meme you were originally supplying.
Harry and Meghan ‘royal’ tour of Nigeria.
The Republic of Ireland and their tensions with migrants.
Forgetting where you left your keys does not mean you are “losing it”