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Ive been burgled, the results live with you forever.

Don’t mean to be a party pooper, just saying......

Seeds, water and turn up the heating

If they are away then scatter the carpet with cress see

Still think my SOH must be different from some people’s

Assuming the residents are asleep I'd quietly paint all the insides of the windows black so that they'd wake up in the dark/pitch black!

Oh yes Cherrytree, Why didn’t I notice that??really must try to stay sober on Saturday evening So! ?

I've been burgled and got over it. Not sure I'd ever get over the experiences suggested here.

I enjoy a laugh but can't see the humour in this one.

Not self-righteous, just frankly,not funny.

Aquagran I am afraid this thread is a couple of months out of date.

So self righteous, can’t have a laugh !

I agree Maw. I know the OP is only meant in fun, but to me there's a not very pleasant side to it because it mentions 'breaking in' to someone's house. I think I'd view it differently if these were just tricks played if someone was in the house legitimately.

It just reminded me of when the home of some of DM's friends was broken into; not only did the burglars steal precious items, they smeared the walls with excrement.

I was thinking the same Maw. Just imagine how you would feel if you came home and found something not as you left it, I doubt you would ever get over it. Now we are going to be accused of having no sense of humour,

This made me gasp when I read the OP

Glad it's not just me then MawBroon

AIBU to find this quite cruel and not really funny?
I know it’s “only a game” but there is an underlying edge which makes me uncomfortable. Your home should be your “safe space”
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Change the locks

Paper the ceilings with woodchip ....

Pittcity?

Remove every toilet roll and kitchen roll

Cling film over the toilet seat.

Rearrange the furniture so it becomes a mirror image of what it is now.

Walk the mud that Farview's GC have caused from the back door to the front!

I take your point Belladonna, however I think it would make me feel a little discombobulated and luckily They’d be able to sit down with a drink to get over the shock without feeling guilty about their disgusting bathroom.

Hide the car keys

I'd take my grandchildren along to play football on the lawn..which would then resemble a battlefield (as does mine now?)