Random unrelated posts

Why does your mouth move when applying eyeliner.

Why do I waste my time on GN, when I KNOW I should be doing something more productive?

So cross I "fell" off a 2 inch high pavement and twisted my ankle just when we are allowed to walk further afield

when you struggle to remember what you were going to say why does it pop into your head when you're doing something else and the person you were going to say it to has gone?

I'm forever blowing bubbles ??

This a long post but please bear with me as I need to get it off my chest.

Why did I just eat a large piece of the carrot cake that my daughter made even though I know it will make me feel full up for the next few hours and I won't want my dinner?

Why do bees keep coming into the conservatory?
I have to keep rescuing them.

There's no peace for the wicked as Mother used to say.

Saw a dead badger on the road this morning, so sad!

Does anyone have advice for pruning ivy or should I just keep hacking away?

I'm wondering whether to move a newly planted evergreen clematis to the opposite side of the garden.

Can the ? ?s stay in the top 4 til the end of the season?

Why can't my OH plan meals ?????? Or check the laundry basket ???????? OR take the hint when I say " there's a stack of ironing" ???????

No! What is the matter with you?
Are you always this defensive?

Reported

No way, Jose!

Is this a lighthearted post then??

Wish my son would hurry up and get back from his bike ride so that we can have dinner. I am starving.

Glad someone turned my idea into a thread.

I take a size 3 and a half in shoe size.

I want to answer some of these posts

Yesterday I had masses of hair removed but my weight stayed the same.

Have you got any evidence for that?

I'm going to make some black dal. DD recommended Jack Monroe's recipe made from tins of black beans and green lentils.

I dropped the jug of pancake batter, it's running down the walls.?

Boring Grand Prix qualifying on TV again now!