According to LBC Radio a certain Lady Judith McAlpine is leading a serious charge to push Rishi aside and parachute Boris back into Number 10, in a bid to secure victory at the General Election.
What? Yet another wholly PM wholly unelected by the entire populace and a re-cycled one at that?
Also a known and proven liar not to mention serial womaniser.
Give me strength!
Last weekend, in Rutland, the first statue in Britain of the late Elizabeth II was unveiled.