Anyone fancy a flight over "PENDLE HILL" tonight? Broomsticks at the ready!

Annika, you ride a broomstick in that state and it won't just be points on your licence. Jacey, does that stuff show up on a breathalyser?

drunk ? hic , not at all, now which one off these three broomsticks shall I get on

Don't worry ...that's why the 13th ingrediant is so special!! hee!! hee!!

biker you are one crazy girl

You are all drunk aren't you? hic ~ hee~

oooooooooppppppppppps sorry I think I got lost I have only just caught up with you lot think I had one too many my poor black cat fell off my broomstick half way, had to double back and get her and then I had to explain to a passing constable why I was trying to get the cat to cling on to my broomstick. It was then he breatherlised me !
Any way to cut a long story short I have got three points on my licence but if we have a good time tonight it will be worth it.
By the way looking forward to 5th of November hope we will be having fireworks ( will keep the cat indoors for that )

Bananas no. Pumpkins yes. About to turn into one.

Totally bananas! The lot of 'em!

Better get an move on Joan. Less than two hours till All Saints come marching in! Hey! it's that day already in Oz, innit?

Zooming in...............where's the cauldron?? I've bought MORE ,
garlic, onions and frogs to add to the brew!

Zooming off.............it's a long way home. Whooooooo..........

I've heard that the centrifugal bit of a Dyson helps you to cross time zones without even having to alter your watch Joan. Make sure you hang a left at the Isle of Wight though.

I think you've all just written a Gransnet Halloween story to present to Maggie Smith - copyright is going to be a nightmare

Pendle Hill! One of the scenes of my misspend youth in my hiking cycling YHA days.

I'll fly over from Oz on my hoover (well, you don't expect a basic broom to make it all that way, do you?)

Oh bother! Do you mean to say the one I caught was the wrong one! jacey that brew #¥%€ !!

That pumpkin in the exhaust should've stopped the cop car by now. We can form an arrowhead on our broomsticks and take Biker's one with us. Then we can swoop down on the car and grab her. Then she can shoot off and the police are going to think they've been dreaming. Who's going to believe them that they caught a real witch? They'll keep stum about it if they don't want to be a laughing stock .

Let's spring her Annobel. What can we disguise her as? If we stuck a tyre valve in the middle of her forehead and got her to act all floppy, we could say she was just a blow-up witch that we'd let down.

I thought that brew was Innocent (geddit?) Jacey ! What the blazes was the 13th ingredient?

Don't be too sure about that Notso ...I saw you sipping my brew!!

Beware of that 13th ingrediant!! hee!! hee!!

Are we going to spring Biker or bail her?

That was just a by the way, by the way. Hey, what was in that flask?

Heh, heh! DD just told me two Halloweens ago her partner would insist on opening the door to trick or treaters when they didn't have any treats in the house.

So he gave them each a digestive biscuit!!!!!!

panache, or what?

Good job I'm on the wagon and have a clear head! I've just broken a couple of bits of pumpkin off and put in the exhaust of the cop-car...they wont get far with biker

Great tackle, bagitha. Better put a spell on that cop, girls, so that he can't remember any of this wee adventure.

Gotcha! biker! actually, I got the polis. Run quick! No, get on yer broomstick! And then I can let him go!

Love the picture, jings! Aren't I gorgeous?

whoa! Where am I? (rubbing eyes). Must've dropped off. What was in that flask?
Where's biker? Locked up? Don't you know what they do to witches in these parts? Better have a whip round to bail her out... Oi, don't all look the other way!

Sorree! Rudey word. Stress getting to me.