Need help re neighbours, who are causing me problems....it's not me!

Hope you're better tomorow london - keep warm!

alieoxon you wouldnt believe how long it took to get home. no traffic on the roads so couldnt thumb a lift ,head ache going now .see you soon

Thanks for coming anyway, everybody!!

Everyone all right today.........?
Bet you all had hangovers.

How did I get in here?
Last I remember I was flying and falling somewhere......just woke up on my settee.
Something very odd has happened.
Santa, where are you? I know you were here. You got here in the end. Did you catch me?
Uh. (Struggles to get up)
There's reindeer poo on the carpet. And an empty bottle....oh dear, that was a present for my sister's boyfriend! The Xmas cake's gone too.

Later....WHO put the Christmas decorations ALL over my house outside including the roof? You rotter Santa!
But thanks.

(HO-HO-HO!)

Omg I have to go to Oxford....see you later folks. Bye.

Are you still glowing? Where's everyone else?

Hang on till I shift out of the way...................................................................
pheww that was close the flash got my eyebrows... no hair and only one eyebrow

nana there you are I was having a snooze beside this skip.

Ok I'm back,with my little bomb...where us everyone? All gone I think, I'll just toss it into the skip with the dressmakers dummy in it under the umbrella.
Night all I'm off home

london take the face paint off first night pillowcase will be ina right state the morra.

all crawl home aswell good night all x

No pun intended. sleep tight Alie

I think I will have to do the commando crawl home I am bushed

I dunno. What was in that drink I just got? I give up. I'm just going to lie down in this skip under the umbrella and go to sleep.

Good night..................zzzzz

La la la la.. what we singing

Blue lights coming nearerr......SING!

He he very posh london but try 'the rain in spain' that will fool them.

no am not hiding all do what glass said and put a posh voice on if thats possible .never sang with a posh voice before .do yous think it sounds good x

Phewww I have chopped down that bit and have put in in the skip, a bit like cutting your own Christmas tree down... how long did you say it had been here.

Here barrow have a slurp... its Asda Vodka in a foil sachet the girls up here put in in their handbags when they go clubbing

Cor I didn't know you lived here.....come and join us but you have to sing....

I don't know what you lot are on - but can I have some please

london sing up! Or are you still hiding?

london puttttt your posssssssh voice on they are never ganna recognise us as Geordies.