Need help re neighbours, who are causing me problems....it's not me!

Have we got time for a drink? Jamie (the pilot) wants a large whiskey, to steady his nerves he says.

OMG! That was my hair Jeni Keep the flame up a bit!

Ok! Flame thrower ready? Stand clear alie

Hope they are radiation proofs too....lead ones?

Is anyone near here yet? I'll put the kettle on.

Ah...I didn't realise. Perhaps if I just provide the transport. I'll go and untie the pilot.

glad i bought some new waterproofs

RIGHT NEXT DOOR.....In the other half of the semi......whoa, crazy grandma!

Only a small one Alie , just a point of interest ...how far away from this neighbour do you live?

Oh! A cherry picker.

Can anyone get hold of a triffid?

No, not the one at the bottom of the garden next door, the kind of big machine they use to change light bulbs in the street lights - to get the ivy off their roof!

Only after Mission Accomplished, jeni - otherwise, it could get dangerous up those ladders!

If you bring them, jeni !

OMG nana i hope it's a really small one! We are only trying to clear next door's garden!...but if you must, then....

If no Santa (and I am beginning to think he is still asleep) then we do need a helicopter! Just ask for Alie in Didcot. The police will know....

Do we get vodka jellies?

I don't know if my flame thrower will work in this rain, so I've improvised a small h-bomb. I got the 'recipe' off the Internet and tested it out earlier (see the 10 o'clock news). Now I just need the name and address please.

What do you need ladders for? I have hijacked a helicopter. Just tell me where and when and I'll pick you all up.

mad, mad

After Merlin!

No-one's going to see much tonight, it's throwing it down now...waterproofs and umbrellas to the fore!
I don't think anyone will be looking out their windows either.

Lovely day night for ducks, as my mum used to say (whoops, wrong thread!)

That's the look we're going for tonight, glass. Well done!

I am here, just caught sight of myself in the window and I look like the Michelin Man who has fallen in the coal scuttle.

me alie i have nowt eles on

Hi jeni! Hi Ana and london

We just all muck in...when you get here, the first thing is to get those skips in place! Can anyone get here early?

am ready what eles do we need or all just do the heavy work

I've got a container of illegal super-strength weedkiller in the shed - might finish off the stragglers!

Me with ladders and killing look!

Well let’s see who we’ve got.

Glass and nana with blowtorch and flamethrower….whoo!

Ella, anno and Flickety with pruners, loppers and secateurs – great.
Glamma with night glasses

…and London and maybe Ana too – we will need helpers and haulers!
And two GS….underfeet probably, but whatthehell…..

Hang on - who has ladders?

Be ready to get picked up 9.30 - 10!