Can't understand some of the comments - no-one will be forced to buy these things, you don't have to read/hear/watch anythng about the baby. Will I be buying any of this stuff - no. I do wish the parents well, as I would any couple expecting their first child. So come on - lighten up.
Or is this just another excuse to bash the DM (puts on tin hat and ducks below the parapet)
Canard islanders tell Brits to go home.