Mamie LOL.
Here is my fridge tale which I hesitated to tell at first: Some years ago, we bought a fridge and persuaded the store to let us take the one on the shop floor home (we wanted a fridge that day and we had a van). About 3 weeks later, a card in the letterbox informing us that "we tried to deliver your fridge today, but no one home etc. Please call..." So I phoned, main menu, press this press that and never get to speak to a human being. Eventually got to someone and explained that we already had the fridge. This happened THREE MORE TIMES and eventually we came home to a fridge left outside the front door. We carried it inside, put it in the garage and tried again to call to get someone to come and fetch Fridge No 2. Before we gave up, the first fridge that we had brought home did (after about 6 months), it got carted off to the dump and the rest as they say, is history . Fridge No 2 is alive and well in my kitchen. And there is some justice in the world.