l've been in and out of hospital a lot recently, and when l had to have an xray after my hip replacement, l was asked if there was "any chance l might be pregnant?"
l replied no, not unless there'd been three wise men and a camel heading for West Yorkshire, and the lady laughed.
A while ago a friend and l went to a pub for lunch. This pub has a "silver specials" deal for people over 50. The lady serving us tentatively said "are you part of our silver specials?" then looked at me and said "ooh no, you aren't!"
l'm 60 next year, so l was thrilled!