Ha ha 
Unfortunately, I had put my medication and jewellery into the 'hand luggage' which they took off me on the tarmac and put into the hold.
All arrived safely however.
Yes, we have had padlocks wrenched off hold luggage, breaking the zips. Not by Ryanair.
Alan Bennett - a Marmite figure I know - on Radio 4
Bets being taken on what Johnson hits the headlines with the day Sue Grey report is publishef
