I don't like shopping very much, DH likes it even less.
Sometimes I 'lose' him in Waterstones or, if there is a DIY place anywhere near, leave him there; sometimes he will buy a couple of papers and go and sit in the car and read them!
We have a 'man-creche' in a pub a few miles away - unfortunately, it is in the middle of a village with only a tiny village shop.
I have been pondering the ghastly word misandry, and it occurred to me that it is an anagram of randyism
One of our male posters wrote that while Mrs X was shopping he preferred to sit outside a cafe with a cup of coffee and a cake and watch the girls go by. Inevitably someone reported him for being sexist and abusive, so he was reprimanded and suspended. He preferred to leave the forum completely.
Oh dear, is that what happened to him?
Does that mean I am not allowed to drool post about Rufus Sewell? After all, sauce for the goose and gander etc.