The post is an attempt at dry humour/deadpan humour/tongue in cheek! It is not meant to be taken seriously.
This will be deleted as it's a thread about a thread, but please leave it up for a day or so GNHQ so that posters who don't read all the responses in a thread don't keep getting caught out.
Gnawing thoughts at the back of my mind
Finally the West Ham cat kicker goes to court!!