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2hrs of Sex!!!!!!( lighthearted)

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Bridgeit Thu 04-Jul-19 16:07:39

Apparently there is a new potion available for men ,which allegedly works for 2hours .....2hrs, what wrong with 2mins??

MissAdventure Fri 05-Jul-19 23:17:35

I have to practical dismantle myself before I get into bed.
I'm exhausted by the time I've taken things off and out.

callgirl1 Fri 05-Jul-19 23:14:47

Sorry CharleyG, the 2 hours doesn`t start till you`ve done all that and get into bed!

okimherenow Fri 05-Jul-19 23:00:27

Wonderful...your comment made my day ....

Charleygirl5 Fri 05-Jul-19 22:02:55

On reflection- two hours may be a reasonable time by the time I got upstairs, undressed, had a shower washed and dried my hair, titivated myself up- changed the bedding I suppose he would be long gone- ah well, cannot win them all.

sodapop Fri 05-Jul-19 21:28:27

win the poster said 'potion' not 'position'

sodapop Fri 05-Jul-19 21:26:40

Sara65 what glammagran said, so right.

win Fri 05-Jul-19 21:21:13

What is this position for goodness sake I need to know!!

glammagran Fri 05-Jul-19 21:11:12

I managed 2 chapters of Fifty Shades before it was thrown in the bin. Because the writing was simply dire.

BBbevan Fri 05-Jul-19 20:33:32

Evie64 horse riding might be out for a year. !!!!

Coolgran65 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:54:54

I read 50 Shades thinking I might learn something......

Well, I did get my eyes opened, but think I'll give what I learned a miss !!

Sara65 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:31:29

Sodapop

Haven’t read it, do you reckon you could make it last two hours if necessary?

sodapop Fri 05-Jul-19 19:28:56

MissA grin good to see you back on form

50 shades was so badly written it would put me right off.

Evie64 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:10:51

BBevan, the next day? I think you mean the next week! Ouch!

sassenach512 Fri 05-Jul-19 19:10:33

" just pull my nightie down when you're finished love zzzzzz "

MissAdventure Fri 05-Jul-19 19:02:35

Aural sex? blush

Terri823 Fri 05-Jul-19 18:24:22

Miss Adventure this is what audio books are for grin

MissAdventure Fri 05-Jul-19 17:41:53

How do you hold the book still? wink

Sulis Fri 05-Jul-19 17:40:35

Hey girls! Buy a vibrator, and read 50 Shades of Grey at the same time! Who needs a bloke? grin

Maybelle Fri 05-Jul-19 17:39:08

Wow, that's a whole years worth in one go !
Can I bring my knitting

Annaram1 Fri 05-Jul-19 17:31:37

Atalya, contact Bridgeit to get the name of this potion and how to get it.

I don't think any of us wants 2 hours of huffing and puffing.

Barmeyoldbat Fri 05-Jul-19 17:22:50

By the time my husband has got upstairs to the bedroom he has forgotten why he came upstairs. How many calories would 2 hours use up.

Badnan Fri 05-Jul-19 16:57:28

A chance of even two minutes would be fine. smile

H1954 Fri 05-Jul-19 16:34:45

Two hours of life that we will never see again! Who will do the ironing??????? Lol
I'm loving this, do keep it going!

icanhandthemback Fri 05-Jul-19 15:59:37

Not sure where that 8 came from! confused

icanhandthemback Fri 05-Jul-19 15:59:07

blondenana, you can have my share!

2 hours? I'd be leaving home shockgrin





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