2hrs of Sex!!!!!!( lighthearted)

Luckygirl ???

Doodle, I am not dyslexic but also read position at first. Thanks everyone, I've had a good chuckle reading all this!!!

Once again

does anyone enjoy sex on this site?

No, I generally just sit here and read the posts....

Hymnbook Same with me. We are both in our 70s and things couldn't be better.

* Hymnbook* has he got a brother

Does the potion come as part of a kit?

Maybe containing a large tube of industrial strength KY Jelly, a knitting pattern for a novelty willy warmer and a copy of Bondage Lovers Weekly.

I'd buy it.

Hymnbook, I’m trying to get my head around your user name & your activities ???you could say your prayers have been answered .

Would this be that Tantric sex that Sting talked about a while ago?

I have a gentleman friend 72 l'm 69 l am having the best sex l have ever had. 5 hours together in bed with a few rests in between.

We'll all be laughing to ourselves for 2 hours now Luckygirl

Luckygirl

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A man is sitting at the kitchen table reading the paper; his wife is at the stove cooking breakfast.

She turns to him and says: "Bert, I want you to make mad passionate love to me right now."

Bert slowly deigns to look up from the paper and says: "Why?"

Wife: "Because I want to time an egg."

Could you read it in 2 hours?
Something to do in the meantime?

I read the first page of 50 Shades and it was written so badly I gave up.

Charleygirl, You are lucky. To those who can't sleep, Fifty Shades will get you to sleep in no time.

callgirl ah well if I have to hop into bed for 2 hours, not a problem because I always need to catch up with beauty sleep and I am fortunate enough to be able to sleep anywhere. My only hope is I do not snore.

Can I put mine in the TV, iPad, laptop crèche and borrow a more energetic grandad please!

Heaven forbid! That's all I can say really!

DH is, as usual, watching TV & faffing about on his I-Pad with no idea why I’m sitting here with tears of laughter rolling down my face. I’m not telling him either. Thanks everyone, made my evening.