AIBU. Public flogging for garden taste misdemeanors

My neighbours on one side have plastic flowers stuck in pots. ?

Artificial grass is very realistic now and I can understand why people use it (although personally I still don't like it). They'd probably have paving or decking (another pet hate) instead, though, not real grass, if the idea is to save on labour.

Can I add the horrible Leylandii to the mix? neighbours on both sides have it. This little old lady has to scale ladders to great heights to cut it back and dispose of all the trimmings on a regular basis. Thanks so very much, lovely neighbours!

Ha ha Callistemon, I wish I could get rid of the whole industry!

They might be a health hazard for the owner, if I can find out who it is midgey

Wind chimes are a health hazard in my opinion....they make my blood boil.

granny4- yes, with you all the way x

I can hardly tell the difference between real and artificial grass
You're not a hungry bird!!

I hate plastic grass. However, I have to accept that there are situations where it might be appropriate.

DH has discovered that we should all be letting our lawns grow longer and develop short versions of wild flowers. That's not to say the lawns should be like fields. Apparently we should cut less often and with the mower on a high setting. That way we help the environment by providing flowers for insects and more CO2 capture.

Personally I think DH has found a good excuse for mowing the lawn less often .

Ha ha!
Perhaps they should be put into one of those containers such as they have on I'm a Celebrity, full of worms, ants and other insects which birds love to peck up from real lawns, until they submit and promise to rip up the nasty artificial stuff.

Someone round here has wind chimes …..

Just a bit.

I can hardly tell the difference between real and artificial grass so I’m not sure why you object to it.

My daughter has had her lawn (which kept being ravaged by her dogs) replaced with artificial stuff and it looks great. I’d have mine done if I could afford it.

Ha Ha! I think I could put up with the sight of artificial grass but wind chimes would do my head in.