I asked my DD if shopworkers sometimes say things to her like 'You can do that on our website' or 'You could look for that online', when she's making an enquiry of some kind.
'Yes' she said.
And do they ever start by saying 'Er, do you have internet, at all?' ?
Immediate guffaws from both.
(It's usually said very tactfully and I appreciate the thought, but it amuses me.)
How do you acknowledge Easter.
Hunt, the Chancellor, gets his figures wrong!
Kate Garroway-Care at home costs