Avoid grey, from Mist to Pigeon, as it subliminally suggests that you are in negative equity. An upmarket Estate Agent in East Dulwich told us this, so it must be true.
Estate villages are uniform and tenants or owners have no say in the colour choice.
Green is restful, alludes to contentment and a calm interior.
Yellow doors say, optimistic sunny people live here.
Red doors say, you are now entering a hard hat area.
Blue doors say a man chose this colour
Black front doors are gloomy, uncompromising,
suggesting that you will not stay long, especially if
adorned with a number 10.
White doors are high maintenance and judder.
Brown doors are cloaked, concealing a warm burrow.
Purple doors are horrid.
Lemon coloured doors suck.
as do orange.
My favourite is Pelt, dark, shot, mystical,
although my own is faux oak, and very smart it is too