I don't know either the comedians named, but like a good few others here, I have never cared for crude jokes and don't find them remotely funny.
Nor do I find the public statements made by celebrities or others about private matters remotely interesting.
But then I was brought up to believe that you neither "washed dirty linen in public" (must have been hard to avoid for the generations who did their washing in the nearest river!) nor discussed personal matters in public.
Standards have changed about this, and a lot of people must unlike us find these personal details of others lives fascinating, and lavatorial jokes funny, or no-one would listen or read them.
As to pearls - yes I have some river pearls in different colours and threaded either as very short necklaces that lie at the base of my neck, or as very long ones, but none the length my mother and aunt used, which was a necklace long enough to end mid-way between their necks and their bosoms.
On the other hand I haven't owned a twin-set since somewhere around 1968, when I discreetly disposed of one my mother had bought me, and claimed, when she asked where it was, that it had been stolen from the drying area of the hall of residence I was living in.