Any spare baby knitting patterns?

There's plenty here!

www.deramores.com/collections/baby-knitting-patterns

Thanks for all the links, ladies. I like the sound of the all-in-one pattern as the sewing up is my least favourite part of making a garment.
Phoenix?

This is another favourite when I've knitted it, because the batwing sleeves make it easy for getting little arms into:

www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/baby-pink-garter-stitch-cardigan

Dead easy and so versatile, I've also knitted it in variegated wool.

Meant to add, it's a bit fiddly (but not difficult) until you get to the body. But just arm yourself with stitch markers and be sure to count. I find that once a pattern sort of reveals itself, it's pretty easy to follow.

Hi Granfromafar, I've made the cardi on the link below several times with great success. It's all-in-one which is a bonus:

theknittingspace.com/knitted-baby-sophisticate-jacket/

I have knit a fairy doll, so a baby should be quite simple in comparison phoenix.

However, to be serious - here are a couple, but if you want to knit toys as well, these are cute:
www.sirdar.co.uk/downloads
and
www.lionbrand.com/patterns#dir=desc&order=created_at&pattern_purpose=18371

Also many nice baby ones at

www.loveknitting.com

Some downloadable for free

PS let alone a spare one.

I can't knit, so would never be able to knit a baby!

There many free patterns on www.Ravelry.com granfromafar some are downloadable.